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Two frustrated writing partners and friends with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? A podcast of course! Find us everywhere @2GirlsonaBench and on BenchPodcasts.com.
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Thursday Aug 08, 2019
Thursday Aug 08, 2019
Ep. 66 Hobnobbin
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today starts with a distraction intro that eventually comes back around to one of our favorite authors, Margaret Atwood. Then we waste lots of time talking about Queen, actors, Lady Gaga, Christopher Malone, singing random things and more. Try and keep up, then send us your awesome Haiku!
August #BENCHWRITECLUB DUE Friday 8/16/19:
Write us a haiku about your favorite snack!
Email submissions to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOIN to get 50% MORE coins! If you're new, use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
PROMO: #MelBrooks of the Brook Reading Podcast (@BrookReadingPod) We love her – listen to her show!
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Thursday Aug 01, 2019
Thursday Aug 01, 2019
Ep. 65 Egg Chips & Accents
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Here we are with maybe the best chips ever – if you like eggs, that is. Today’s tangent has to do with Tricia’s crotch watching days… also, accents abound in this episode!
Featured YOUTUBE video (for German accent inspiration): https://youtu.be/XlGGgNFYMQo
July #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:
Thank you to our Benchlings! Stay tuned for the August prompt in our next episode!
@Kayla_Trapeze(Kayla #Sharpie)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan
@Stories2121(Terry Brewer)
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOIN to get 50% MORE coins! If you're new, use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
Promo: Invasion of the Remake @InvasionRemake
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Thursday Jul 18, 2019
Thursday Jul 18, 2019
Ep. 64 Creepy Roach Hashtags
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today is a compilation of some announcements, outtakes and a revisit to the time we went over hated hashtags – which, it turns out, we still hate! Also, a special treat – a song about that time we lived in an apartment with roaches. Yes, it was as gross as it sounds!
July #BENCHWRITECLUB:
“It’s summer time and you’re swimming with your best friends in the lake near your house. You dive in but when you come up for air you feel the chill of winter, snow is covering the ground, and your friends are floating dead next to you.”
Due 7/26 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less.
BENCH BUSINESS:
Please nominate us for the 14thAnnual Podcast Awards– Comedy & People’s Choice!
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOIN to get 50% MORE coins! If you're new, use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
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Tuesday Jul 09, 2019
Tuesday Jul 09, 2019
Ep. 63 Jury Doody
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and guess what? We are professional procrastinators and proud of it. Tricia did some writing during her Jury Duty, all about Woody, Gayle and this big bug she tried to smash. At least it made her civic duty a bit more exciting! WARNING: Tricia is aware that her accent SUCKS!
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOIN to get 50% MORE coins! If you're new, use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
Follow us on:
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Support #StevetheDevilRoommate and become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
Our official home: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
Wednesday Jul 03, 2019
Wednesday Jul 03, 2019
Ep. 62 A Room of One’s Own
Welcome to the bench! FINALLY – June Bench Write Club in July! We want to say thank you for your patience, for listening, responding and coming back to us – it may be mushy, but this process and family bring us so much joy!
June #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:
“There are 3 things you need to know before you read this.”
@Kayla_Trapeze (Kayla #Sharpie)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan)
@HRHammer (Stephanie #TheHammer)
@frigay13 (Andrew)
@Stories2121 (nickname forthcoming)
@RLTerry1 (Ryan Terry)
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOIN to get 50% MORE coins! If you're new, use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
PROMO: @juleshannaford Jule’s memoir “Fool Me Twice” is available on Amazon! Please leave a review!
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Wednesday Jun 12, 2019
Wednesday Jun 12, 2019
Ep. 61 Amanda Smart
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, random-ness, etc. However, we do a writing prompt each episode to hold ourselves accountable - and we'd love you to write with us. Today we announce the June Bench Write Club – see below!
June #BENCHWRITECLUB:
“These are the things you need to know before you read this.”
Due 6/21 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less.
Email your submission to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com - tell us what other writing projects you're working on!
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOIN to get 50% MORE coins! If you're new, use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
PROMO: Release the Clowns! @clownshq
Mentions: @BrookReadingPod (Melissa #MelBrooks), @Kayla_Trapeze
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Friday Jun 07, 2019
Friday Jun 07, 2019
Ep. 60 Knob Guide
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to find time to write in between crafts with knobs, work, families and snacks. Ok, the snacks are part of our writing process – we swear. We try not to procrastinate, but we’re just too good at it! This week is brought to you by Tricia’s podiatrist – he says she should walk less… also… sound is NOT our friend!
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOIN to get 50% MORE coins! If you're new, use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
Follow us on:
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Support #StevetheDevilRoommate and become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
Our official home: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
Wednesday May 29, 2019
Wednesday May 29, 2019
Ep. 59 Caramel Gala
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to manage creativity, work and families all at the same time. No problem! Really, it’s the snacks that keep us going, no joke. Today we read your #BENCHWRITECLUB submissions and they are awesome!
May #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:
BENCH BUSINESS:
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Listen on PODCOIN to get 50% MORE coins! If you're new, use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
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Random Mentions:
@bagofdickspart2 (Instagram)
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Tuesday May 21, 2019
Tuesday May 21, 2019
Ep. 58 Showtime!
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers working on an audio sitcom on the side. Don’t worry, we still find ways to procrastinate… for instance snacks and quiche and elementary school musical theatre! Join us today for an impromptu sneak preview of #StevetheDevilRoommate from our live stream this weekend.
THANK YOU to everyone who attended and donated to #LIVESTREAMFORTHECURE, especially @Livestream4Cure and @EpicFilmGuys for leading such an awesome event for a great cause! Stay tuned at the end of this episode for a shoutout (we’re talking to you Drew, Kayla, Stephanie and Mel!)
May #BENCHWRITECLUB:
“Don’t believe what you hear. There is nothing dangerous in those woods.”
Due 5/25 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less. Email to 2GirlsonaBench@gmail.com
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOINand use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
Follow us on:
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Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
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Tuesday May 14, 2019
Tuesday May 14, 2019
Ep. 57 Cranberry Sandwiches
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? Teasing you with buttons and old snacks! Are we repeating ourselves… do we mention Paul Rudd… and #MelBrooks (@BrookReadingPod) - you wanna button? Tricia is just giving them away today.
YOU REALLY WANT BENCH SWAG? Join us THIS SATURDAY (yes, we are yelling!) at the LIVESTREAM FOR THE CURE, Saturday May 18thfrom 12-1pm PT and DONATE!
BENCH BUSINESS:
SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) starting May 17 thru May 19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure
Our session is THIS SATURDAY May 18th12pm-1pm PT – BE THERE: http://twitch.tv/epicfilmguys
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Get "paid" to Listen on PODCOIN and use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
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PROMO for @Livestream4Cure
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