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Two frustrated writing partners and friends with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? A podcast of course! Find us everywhere @2GirlsonaBench and on BenchPodcasts.com.
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May 7, 2019
May 7, 2019
1hr 16 sec
Ep. 56 Snackbook Connection
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, random-ness, etc. Not to mention day jobs and kids! Today we read our April #BenchWriteClub submissions and dive into #snackbook nostalgia with Mr. Peanut!
APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB SUBMISSIONS BY:
@BrookReadingPod (Melissa #MelBrooks)
@Kayla_Trapeze (Kayla #Sharpie)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan)
@HRHammer (Stephanie #TheHammer)
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOIN and use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins - we are a 'bonus' show!
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Our session is May 18th12pm-1pm PT – BE THERE)
Follow us on:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
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Email us at 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Support our Audio Drama and become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
Our official home: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
Apr 16, 2019
Apr 16, 2019
48 min
Ep. 55 Steve the Devil Roommate?
Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, putting off our projects to write reboots of random films… Laundry and pillows seem to distract us today, along with a satanic writing prompt. But hey, we wrote something! And yes, we are still talking about Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg and also Paul Rudd. Deal with it!
QUESTION: Do you want to hear an episode of “Steve the Devil Roommate” on Patreon? Then TELL us on TWITTER @2GirlsOnaBench!
APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB
Rules: no edits, 3 minutes, no more than 250 words, due 4/26 via email 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Prompt: You are in a typical awkward elevator ride with a group of other people. Suddenly a man says, “So I bet you are wondering why I’ve gathered you here…” before hitting the emergency stop button.
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOINand use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
PROMO by @nri_woman of the NRI Woman Podcast– check them out!
SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Promo included in this episode, remember, don’t eat old snacks people!)
Follow us on:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Email us at 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
Our official home: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
Apr 10, 2019
Apr 10, 2019
53 min
Ep. 54 Donut Reboot Time
Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, putting off our projects to write reboots of random films… well, at least this month. Today we announce the April #BenchWriteClub and explain how to open crescent rolls. We’ve decided we are the food truck of podcasts, follow us if you can and you’ll always get something good. Today’s diagram of distraction is OFF the charts!
APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB
Rules: no edits, 3 minutes, no more than 250 words, due 4/26 via email 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Prompt: You are in a typical awkward elevator ride with a group of other people. Suddenly a man says, “So I bet you are wondering why I’ve gathered you here…” before hitting the emergency stop button.
First person to write a book gets a donut...!
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Promo included in this episode)
Follow us on:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Email us at 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
Our official home: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
Apr 4, 2019
Apr 4, 2019
55 min
Ep. 53 Bench Wine and a Baby
Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, wearing foil hats broadcasting from our basement. Ok, you got us, we don’t have a basement. We do guarantee a rollercoaster ride of weirdness. AND we have BENCH wine! Today our diagram of distraction includes an upcoming remake of Three Men and a Baby. Who is the Ted Danson of today?? No really, please tell us!
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Promo included in this episode)
Follow us on:
Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter:@2girlsonabench
Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Email us at 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
Our official home: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
Mar 27, 2019
Mar 27, 2019
50 min
Ep. 52 Saucy Puffs
Yo – we’re hungry where’s those Cheetos at? Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about our favorite snacks. Today we are staying out of the bell jar, snacking on weird puffy snacks, and talking about shows that make us forget our woes. That rhymed. Also, even though we are curious about Tom Selleck, we still do a writing prompt! Warning, we freak each other out about people hiding in walls…
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! Bonus points for Limerick reviews in March!
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
https://www.sunshinesummit.live to catch all the streams from the Sunshine Summit 2019!
SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (And you too could win discarded snacks! j/k)
Follow us on:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Email us at 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
Our official home: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
Mar 19, 2019
Mar 19, 2019
54 min
Ep. 51 Limericks and Cassava Chips
Podcasting is truly the best
So what if some think us a pest
We sit on our bench
Behave like a wench
And end with a song in good jest!
Thank you to our March #Benchlings for the fabulous Limericks! Head to https://www.sunshinesummit.live to catch all the streams from the Sunshine Summit 2019!
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! Bonus points for Limerick reviews in March!
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
SAVE THE DATES:
@Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure
Follow us on:
Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter:@2girlsonabench
Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Email us at 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
Our official home: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
#BenchWriteClub Limerick Submissions by:
@Write.girl.q
@Nannerz54
Mar 13, 2019
Mar 13, 2019
1hr 4 min
Ep. 50 Surviving the Plague
Oh man, did we miss our BENCH! We’ve been through some crazy sickness. Fingers crossed we have put in our time for the year. Please, no more! Today we finally read our February #BenchWriteClub entries and announce our March challenge. We also catch up on all the shows we binged while sick, ramble and munch on snacks. Lot's to download on this episode as we play catch up after all the misery!
March #BENCHWRITECLUB
LIMERICKS! Bring them on – no time limit! Submit your Limerick to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com by Friday 3/15 and we’ll read it LIVE on the Sunshine Summit this Saturday 3/16 at 1:30pm PT / 4:30pm ET. Come and watch us!
Thank you to our February #Benchlings! @Kayla_Trapeze Bret-Jordan@bjkdrvr8
@turnofphrases @ThingsJoeHates
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! Bonus points for Limerick reviews in March!
Promo by Cinematically Correct – check out their show! @CinematicallyC
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
SAVE THE DATES:
SUNSHINE SUMMIT (sunshinesummit.live) March 9-16, 2019 - #SunshineSummit2019 #CelebrateConnections AND @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure
Follow us on:
Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter:@2girlsonabench
Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Email us at 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
Our official home: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
Feb 27, 2019
Feb 27, 2019
44 min
Ep. 49 FLASHBACK Gaggle of Todds
Welcome to the bench! We are OUT SICK! But we still wanted to bring you something from the bench – so here’s some outtakes, and a FLASHBACK to the story of Tricia’s stalker in the 90s. How did we not die? Plus, the entire episode has been digitally remastered with extras, boo-yaah!
You can still get 15% off from Shari until 2/28 – code BENCHLING!
Take 15% Off a Psychic/Mediumship Reading by using code word Benchling www.sharidworkinsmith.com or off a Mary Kay order by putting keyword Benchling in the comment section. Price will be adjusted at check out www.marykay.com/sdworkin-smith
February #BENCHWRITECLUB
We will read your entries and announce our March #BENCHWriteClub on 3/5!
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Support the @LadyPodSquad and get some cool merch here: https://ladypodsquad.threadless.com
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
SAVE THE DATES:
SUNSHINE SUMMIT (sunshinesummit.live) March 9-16, 2019 - #SunshineSummit2019 #CelebrateConnections AND @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure
Become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
FOR MORE AWESOME CONTENT: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
Feb 19, 2019
Feb 19, 2019
1hr 1 min
Ep. 48 Podiversary!
Welcome to the bench! We are bringing our britches to the table today to celebrate our PODIVERSARY! Lots of sale valentine candy, lots of red wine and we even do a writing prompt! Thank you for making this such a great experience, we love being part of the PODCAST FAMILY and PODFIX Network along with you amazing creators and listeners!
SHOUTOUTS to @SunPowerPod @epicfilmguys @InvasionRemake @ReelFeelsPod @AllTheHorror18 @podbeancom @thecabinetcast
THANK YOU to our new Patreon supporters at @KaraokBIGE !
PLUG for @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure
ANOTHER PLUG for the SUNSHINE SUMMIT (sunshinesummit.live) March 9-16, 2019 - #SunshineSummit2019 #CelebrateConnections
BENCH BUSINESS:
Support the @LadyPodSquad and get some cool merch here: https://ladypodsquad.threadless.com
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
Take 15% Off a Psychic/Mediumship Reading by using code word Benchling with Shari Dworkin-Smith: Psychic, Medium, Empath - @sdsmkwww.sharidworkinsmith.com
Follow us on:
Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter:@2girlsonabench
Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Email us at 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
Our official home: The Podfix Network @PodFix , https://www.podfixnetwork.com
Feb 12, 2019
Feb 12, 2019
1hr 12 min
Ep. 47 List of Psychic Things
Welcome to the bench! Today we are chatting bench tattoos, our upcoming Pod-iversary, frozen desserts and kidney stones… We also bring you Part 2 of our interview with Shari, our friend, spiritual advisor, and beauty guru. We are picking up on her story as a Psychic Medium, as she talks about ways we can all ask for help and guidance from the universe. We need that!
TAG a new writer friend on our Social Media this week and we’ll send you a WRITE IT BITCH button!
How to get a reading or makeup from Shari – code BENCHLING!
Take 15% Off a Psychic/Mediumship Reading by using code word Benchling
DM me on FB or Insta: Shari Dworkin-Smith: Psychic, Medium, Empath - @sdsmk
Or visit my website: www.sharidworkinsmith.com
Take 15% Off your Mary Kay order by putting keyword Benchlingin the comment section.
Price will be adjusted at check out.
Visit my website: www.marykay.com/sdworkin-smith or
Find me on FB: Shari Dworkin-Smith, Mary Kay Independent Sales Director
February #BENCHWRITECLUB
You declare to the heavens that you will never fall in love. Aphrodite herself took it as a challenge. Due 2/15!
BENCH BUSINESS:
Be sure to submit your #BenchWriteClub prompt responses by 2/15/19!
Support the @LadyPodSquad and get some cool merch here: https://ladypodsquad.threadless.com
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.