2 Girls on a Bench the Podcast
Ep 68 Eh, Screw it!

Ep 68 Eh, Screw it!

September 11, 2019

Ep. 68 Eh, Screw it!

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and this weekend our Bench goes on the road to the Outlier Festival! If you’re local to LA, please join us along with Justine from @mixtapemontage and Tammie & Brice of @HWPpodcast for our Panel on 9/14! Today’s show features the September “BenchWriteClub” announcement, as well as a lot of chatting about food, rice and lentils. Although our #Snackbook has nothing to do with any of that!

Also, a shoutout to @jvmyka for the lovely letter! Check out his audio drama: @kingasilas

 

BENCH BUSINESS:

Have you heard? We’ll be at the Outlier Festival 9/13-14 in LA, use CODE "Bench" to get 20% off your tickets!

September #BENCHWRITECLUB due 9/20: “Eh, screw it. Let’s just blow it up and call it a day!”

PROMO: @bitchenboutique Podcast promoting ALL THE HORROR  @allthehorror18

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LATE Haiku for you!

LATE Haiku for you!

September 6, 2019

Ep. 67 Late Haiku for you!

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode is new, but late, so very late. Some info is outdated - for instance, if you use CODE "Bench" (case sensitive) you get 20% off your tickets to the Outlier Festival! Thank you, our dear Benchlings, for understanding. See – we were ACTUALLY writing and we get to present it at the festival, so keep your fingers crossed for us!! 

 

August #BENCHWRITECLUB featured submissions:

These guys wrote us a haiku about their favorite snacks!

@Kayla_Trapeze(Kayla #Sharpie)

@Stories2121(Terry Brewer)

@HRHammer  (Stephanie #TheHammer)

@urpodcastormine(Sherry)

Bethany Lewis

 

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PROMO: #MelBrooks of the Brook Reading Podcast promoting ALL THE HORROR! (@BrookReadingPodand @allthehorror18)

 

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Ep 66 Hobnobbin

Ep 66 Hobnobbin

August 8, 2019

Ep. 66 Hobnobbin

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today starts with a distraction intro that eventually comes back around to one of our favorite authors, Margaret Atwood. Then we waste lots of time talking about Queen, actors, Lady Gaga, Christopher Malone, singing random things and more. Try and keep up, then send us your awesome Haiku!

 

August #BENCHWRITECLUB DUE Friday 8/16/19:

Write us a haiku about your favorite snack!

Email submissions to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

 

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PROMO: #MelBrooks of the Brook Reading Podcast (@BrookReadingPod) We love her – listen to her show!

 

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Ep 65 Egg Chips & Accents

Ep 65 Egg Chips & Accents

August 1, 2019

Ep. 65 Egg Chips & Accents

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Here we are with maybe the best chips ever – if you like eggs, that is. Today’s tangent has to do with Tricia’s crotch watching days… also, accents abound in this episode!

Featured YOUTUBE video (for German accent inspiration): https://youtu.be/XlGGgNFYMQo

 

July #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:

Thank you to our Benchlings! Stay tuned for the August prompt in our next episode!

@Kayla_Trapeze(Kayla #Sharpie)

@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan

@Stories2121(Terry Brewer)

 

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Promo: Invasion of the Remake @InvasionRemake

 

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Ep 64 Creepy Roach Hashtags

Ep 64 Creepy Roach Hashtags

July 18, 2019

Ep. 64 Creepy Roach Hashtags

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today is a compilation of some announcements, outtakes and a revisit to the time we went over hated hashtags – which, it turns out, we still hate! Also, a special treat – a song about that time we lived in an apartment with roaches. Yes, it was as gross as it sounds!

 

July #BENCHWRITECLUB:

“It’s summer time and you’re swimming with your best friends in the lake near your house. You dive in but when you come up for air you feel the chill of winter, snow is covering the ground, and your friends are floating dead next to you.”

Due 7/26 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less.

 

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Ep 63 Jury Doody

Ep 63 Jury Doody

July 9, 2019

Ep. 63 Jury Doody

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and guess what? We are professional procrastinators and proud of it. Tricia did some writing during her Jury Duty, all about Woody, Gayle and this big bug she tried to smash. At least it made her civic duty a bit more exciting! WARNING: Tricia is aware that her accent SUCKS!

 

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Ep 62 A Room of One’s Own

Ep 62 A Room of One’s Own

July 3, 2019

Ep. 62 A Room of One’s Own

Welcome to the bench! FINALLY – June Bench Write Club in July! We want to say thank you for your patience, for listening, responding and coming back to us – it may be mushy, but this process and family bring us so much joy!

 

June #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:

“There are 3 things you need to know before you read this.”

@Kayla_Trapeze (Kayla #Sharpie)

@bjkdrvr8  (Bret-Jordan)

@HRHammer  (Stephanie #TheHammer)

@frigay13  (Andrew)

@Stories2121 (nickname forthcoming)

@RLTerry1 (Ryan Terry)

 

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PROMO: @juleshannaford  Jule’s memoir “Fool Me Twice” is available on Amazon! Please leave a review!

 

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Ep 61 Amanda Smart

Ep 61 Amanda Smart

June 12, 2019

Ep. 61 Amanda Smart

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, random-ness, etc. However, we do a writing prompt each episode to hold ourselves accountable - and we'd love you to write with us. Today we announce the June Bench Write Club – see below!

 

June #BENCHWRITECLUB:

“These are the things you need to know before you read this.”

Due 6/21 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less.

Email your submission to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com - tell us what other writing projects you're working on!

 

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PROMO: Release the Clowns! @clownshq

Mentions: @BrookReadingPod  (Melissa #MelBrooks), @Kayla_Trapeze

 

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Ep 60 Knob Guide

Ep 60 Knob Guide

June 7, 2019

Ep. 60 Knob Guide

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to find time to write in between crafts with knobs, work, families and snacks. Ok, the snacks are part of our writing process – we swear. We try not to procrastinate, but we’re just too good at it! This week is brought to you by Tricia’s podiatrist – he says she should walk less… also… sound is NOT our friend!

 

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Ep 59 Caramel Gala

Ep 59 Caramel Gala

May 29, 2019

Ep. 59 Caramel Gala

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to manage creativity, work and families all at the same time. No problem! Really, it’s the snacks that keep us going, no joke. Today we read your #BENCHWRITECLUB submissions and they are awesome!

 

May #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:

@LeilaniGraceffa 

@bjkdrvr8 

@Kayla_Trapeze

@Lisa_Ahn

@Nadkim 

@Stories2121

@RMDavie 

@HeroicMuse2016

 

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Random Mentions:

@PopUpFilmCast

@i_shakemyhead 

@Livestream4Cure 

@EpicFilmGuys 

@bagofdickspart2 (Instagram)

 

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