Ep 51 Limericks and Cassava Chips

March 19, 2019

Ep. 51 Limericks and Cassava Chips

Podcasting is truly the best

So what if some think us a pest

We sit on our bench

Behave like a wench

And end with a song in good jest!

Thank you to our March #Benchlings for the fabulous Limericks! Head to https://www.sunshinesummit.live to catch all the streams from the Sunshine Summit 2019!

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! Bonus points for Limerick reviews in March!

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

SAVE THE DATES:

@Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure

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#BenchWriteClub Limerick Submissions by:

@MGTpodcast  

@boobiespodcast 

@cpmhorrorpod 

@AllTheHorror18 

@Kayla_Trapeze 

@bjkdrvr8 

@WLImbalance 

@BesottedGeekPod 

@CritStormCast 

@boozymoviespod 

@juleshannaford 

@BrookReadingPod 

@BodyCountPod 

@PopUpFilmCast 

@Write.girl.q

@Nannerz54

Surviving the Plague

March 13, 2019

Ep. 50 Surviving the Plague

Oh man, did we miss our BENCH! We’ve been through some crazy sickness. Fingers crossed we have put in our time for the year. Please, no more! Today we finally read our February #BenchWriteClub entries and announce our March challenge. We also catch up on all the shows we binged while sick, ramble and munch on snacks. Lot's to download on this episode as we play catch up after all the misery!

March #BENCHWRITECLUB

LIMERICKS! Bring them on – no time limit! Submit your Limerick to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com by Friday 3/15 and we’ll read it LIVE on the Sunshine Summit this Saturday 3/16 at 1:30pm PT / 4:30pm ET. Come and watch us!

Thank you to our February #Benchlings! @Kayla_Trapeze Bret-Jordan@bjkdrvr8 

@turnofphrases @ThingsJoeHates 

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! Bonus points for Limerick reviews in March!

Promo by Cinematically Correct – check out their show! @CinematicallyC 

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

SAVE THE DATES:

SUNSHINE SUMMIT (sunshinesummit.live) March 9-16, 2019 - #SunshineSummit2019 #CelebrateConnections AND @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure

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Ep 49 FLASHBACK Gaggle of Todds

February 27, 2019

Ep. 49 FLASHBACK Gaggle of Todds

Welcome to the bench! We are OUT SICK! But we still wanted to bring you something from the bench – so here’s some outtakes, and a FLASHBACK to the story of Tricia’s stalker in the 90s. How did we not die? Plus, the entire episode has been digitally remastered with extras, boo-yaah!

You can still get 15% off from Shari until 2/28 – code BENCHLING!

Take 15% Off a Psychic/Mediumship Reading by using code word Benchling www.sharidworkinsmith.com or off a Mary Kay order by putting keyword Benchling in the comment section. Price will be adjusted at check out  www.marykay.com/sdworkin-smith

February #BENCHWRITECLUB

We will read your entries and announce our March #BENCHWriteClub on 3/5!

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

Support the @LadyPodSquad and get some cool merch here: https://ladypodsquad.threadless.com

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

SAVE THE DATES:

SUNSHINE SUMMIT (sunshinesummit.live) March 9-16, 2019 - #SunshineSummit2019 #CelebrateConnections AND @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure

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Ep 48 PODIVERSARY!

February 19, 2019

Ep. 48 Podiversary!

 

Welcome to the bench! We are bringing our britches to the table today to celebrate our PODIVERSARY! Lots of sale valentine candy, lots of red wine and we even do a writing prompt! Thank you for making this such a great experience, we love being part of the PODCAST FAMILY and PODFIX Network along with you amazing creators and listeners!

SHOUTOUTS to @SunPowerPod  @epicfilmguys @InvasionRemake  @ReelFeelsPod @AllTheHorror18 @podbeancom @thecabinetcast 

THANK YOU to our new Patreon supporters at @KaraokBIGE !

PLUG for @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure

ANOTHER PLUG for the SUNSHINE SUMMIT (sunshinesummit.live) March 9-16, 2019 - #SunshineSummit2019 #CelebrateConnections

 

BENCH BUSINESS:

Support the @LadyPodSquad and get some cool merch here: https://ladypodsquad.threadless.com

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

Take 15% Off a Psychic/Mediumship Reading by using code word Benchling with Shari Dworkin-Smith: Psychic, Medium, Empath - @sdsmkwww.sharidworkinsmith.com

 

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Ep 47 List of Psychic Things

February 12, 2019

Ep. 47 List of Psychic Things

Welcome to the bench! Today we are chatting bench tattoos, our upcoming Pod-iversary, frozen desserts  and kidney stones… We also bring you Part 2 of our interview with Shari, our friend, spiritual advisor, and beauty guru. We are picking up on her story as a Psychic Medium, as she talks about ways we can all ask for help and guidance from the universe. We need that!

TAG a new writer friend on our Social Media this week and we’ll send you a WRITE IT BITCH button!

 

How to get a reading or makeup from Shari – code BENCHLING!

Take 15% Off a Psychic/Mediumship Reading by using code word Benchling

DM me on FB or Insta: Shari Dworkin-Smith: Psychic, Medium, Empath - @sdsmk

Or visit my website: www.sharidworkinsmith.com

 

Take 15% Off your Mary Kay order by putting keyword Benchlingin the comment section.

Price will be adjusted at check out.

Visit my website: www.marykay.com/sdworkin-smith or

Find me on FB: Shari Dworkin-Smith, Mary Kay Independent Sales Director

 

February #BENCHWRITECLUB

You declare to the heavens that you will never fall in love. Aphrodite herself took it as a challenge. Due 2/15!

BENCH BUSINESS:

Be sure to submit your #BenchWriteClub prompt responses by 2/15/19!

Support the @LadyPodSquad and get some cool merch here: https://ladypodsquad.threadless.com

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

Ep 46 Makeup and Mediums

February 9, 2019

Ep. 46 Makeup and Mediums

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about our favorite snacks. We had a really good reason to procrastinate this week – a GUEST! It’s our honor to introduce you to Shari, our friend, spiritual advisor, and beauty expert! Oh, and she’s a Psychic Medium!

How to get a reading or makeup from Shari – code BENCHLING!

Take 15% Off a Psychic/Mediumship Reading by using code word Benchling

DM me on FB or Insta: Shari Dworkin-Smith: Psychic, Medium, Empath - @sdsmk

Or visit my website: www.sharidworkinsmith.com

 

Take 15% Off your Mary Kay order by putting keyword Benchlingin the comment section.

Price will be adjusted at check out.

Visit my website: www.marykay.com/sdworkin-smith or

Find me on FB: Shari Dworkin-Smith, Mary Kay Independent Sales Director

 

February #BENCHWRITECLUB

You declare to the heavens that you will never fall in love. Aphrodite herself took it as a challenge. Due 2/15!

 

BENCH BUSINESS:

Support the @LadyPodSquad and get some cool merch here: https://ladypodsquad.threadless.com

Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

 

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Ep. 45 #BenchWriteClub Chrispiracy

January 29, 2019

Ep 45 #BenchWriteClub Chrispiracy

It’s Bench Write Club time! Thank you all for submissions. You sent quite a variety and we thoroughly enjoyed reading them! In this episode we have a ton of coffee and become omnipotent – ok, not really… Oh and we really think there’s a Chrispiracy going around at the #Podfix Network!

Help out Drew @ReelFeelsPod  (Reel Feels Promo mid episode): Reel Feels Recovery Fund

#BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:

Bret-Jordan Kreiensieck

Kayla SH @Kayla_Trapeze

Melissa from @BrookReadingPod 

Drew from @ReelFeelsPod

Joe from @ThingsJoeHates 

Derrick from @WLImbalance 

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Ep 44 Bench Retreat

January 22, 2019

Ep. 44 Bench Retreat

Welcome to the bench! BREAKING NEWS! Siana has been found – after a snack ransom, she’s back! We decided to take our bench on the road and head to the ocean, and we take you with us! The sound may be a bit wonky – as we are testing our new mobile equipment in various locations, even a pub!

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

BENCH BUSINESS:

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Shout out to our @Podfix sisters Lisa & Sam for car inspiration! Check them out: @i_shakemyhead 

Promo by our new Podfix Network member: A Dash of Science @PhysicistChris 

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Ep 43 Benchling Invasion

January 16, 2019

Ep. 43 Benchling Invasion

Welcome to the bench! Siana is missing! Instead a benchling has invaded her spot on the show. Join in to hear about Dr. Suess, in addition to a Suess inspired writing prompt. And there may be a few fart jokes.

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Shout out to Sean and his love of eggs & salsa – check out his show “What Does it Matter?” @WDIMpodcast

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Ep 42 Beets & Scary Dolls

January 8, 2019

Ep. 42 Beets & Scary Dolls

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about our favorite snacks, and possibly unicorn poop. We may not be getting carded, but we are writing… mostly, or maybe eating beets. Be sure to submit your #BenchWriteClub prompt responses by 1/11/19! And if you know where Pipila went, please tell us!!!!

Marshalls – we know you’re listening. We are here to be sponsored when you are ready!

BENCH BUSINESS:

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Kayla – @Kayla_Trapeze you will always be our Sharpie <3

Promo by @varmintspodcast – Find them here: blazingcariboustudios.com/varmints

 

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