2 Girls on a Bench the Podcast
Ep 58 Showtime!

Ep 58 Showtime!

May 22, 2019

Ep. 58 Showtime!

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers working on an audio sitcom on the side. Don’t worry, we still find ways to procrastinate… for instance snacks and quiche and elementary school musical theatre! Join us today for an impromptu sneak preview of #StevetheDevilRoommate from our live stream this weekend.

 

THANK YOU to everyone who attended and donated to #LIVESTREAMFORTHECURE, especially @Livestream4Cure and @EpicFilmGuys  for leading such an awesome event for a great cause! Stay tuned at the end of this episode for a shoutout (we’re talking to you Drew, Kayla, Stephanie and Mel!)

 

May #BENCHWRITECLUB:

“Don’t believe what you hear. There is nothing dangerous in those woods.”

Due 5/25 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less. Email to 2GirlsonaBench@gmail.com 

 

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!

Listen on PODCOINand use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!

Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

 

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Ep 57 Cranberry Sandwiches

Ep 57 Cranberry Sandwiches

May 14, 2019

Ep. 57 Cranberry Sandwiches

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? Teasing you with buttons and old snacks! Are we repeating ourselves… do we mention Paul Rudd… and #MelBrooks (@BrookReadingPod) - you wanna button? Tricia is just giving them away today.

YOU REALLY WANT BENCH SWAG? Join us THIS SATURDAY (yes, we are yelling!) at the LIVESTREAM FOR THE CURE, Saturday May 18thfrom 12-1pm PT and DONATE!

 

BENCH BUSINESS:

SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) starting May 17 thru May 19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure
Our session is THIS SATURDAY May 18th12pm-1pm PT – BE THERE: http://twitch.tv/epicfilmguys 

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!

Get "paid" to Listen on PODCOIN and use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

PROMO for @Livestream4Cure 

 

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Ep 56 Snackbook Connection

Ep 56 Snackbook Connection

May 7, 2019

Ep. 56 Snackbook Connection

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, random-ness, etc. Not to mention day jobs and kids! Today we read our April #BenchWriteClub submissions and dive into #snackbook nostalgia with Mr. Peanut!

 

APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB SUBMISSIONS BY:

@BrookReadingPod (Melissa #MelBrooks)

@Kayla_Trapeze (Kayla #Sharpie)

@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan)

@HRHammer  (Stephanie #TheHammer)

 

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!

Listen on PODCOIN and use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins - we are a 'bonus' show!

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

 

SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Our session is May 18th12pm-1pm PT – BE THERE)

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Steve the Devil Roommate?

Steve the Devil Roommate?

April 17, 2019

Ep. 55 Steve the Devil Roommate?

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, putting off our projects to write reboots of random films… Laundry and pillows seem to distract us today, along with a satanic writing prompt. But hey, we wrote something! And yes, we are still talking about Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg and also Paul Rudd. Deal with it!

QUESTION: Do you want to hear an episode of “Steve the Devil Roommate” on Patreon? Then TELL us on TWITTER @2GirlsOnaBench!

 

APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB

Rules: no edits, 3 minutes, no more than 250 words, due 4/26 via email 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

Prompt: You are in a typical awkward elevator ride with a group of other people. Suddenly a man says, “So I bet you are wondering why I’ve gathered you here…” before hitting the emergency stop button.

 

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!

Listen on PODCOINand use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

PROMO by @nri_woman of the NRI Woman Podcast– check them out!

 

SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Promo included in this episode, remember, don’t eat old snacks people!)

 

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Ep 54 Donut Reboot Time

Ep 54 Donut Reboot Time

April 10, 2019

Ep. 54 Donut Reboot Time

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, putting off our projects to write reboots of random films… well, at least this month. Today we announce the April #BenchWriteClub and explain how to open crescent rolls. We’ve decided we are the food truck of podcasts, follow us if you can and you’ll always get something good. Today’s diagram of distraction is OFF the charts!

 

APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB

Rules: no edits, 3 minutes, no more than 250 words, due 4/26 via email 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

Prompt: You are in a typical awkward elevator ride with a group of other people. Suddenly a man says, “So I bet you are wondering why I’ve gathered you here…” before hitting the emergency stop button.

First person to write a book gets a donut...!

 

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

 

SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Promo included in this episode)

Follow us on:

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Ep 53 Bench Wine and a Baby

Ep 53 Bench Wine and a Baby

April 4, 2019

Ep. 53 Bench Wine and a Baby

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, wearing foil hats broadcasting from our basement. Ok, you got us, we don’t have a basement. We do guarantee a rollercoaster ride of weirdness. AND we have BENCH wine! Today our diagram of distraction includes an upcoming remake of Three Men and a Baby. Who is the Ted Danson of today?? No really, please tell us!

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!

Check out our sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Promo included in this episode)

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Ep 52 Saucy Puffs

Ep 52 Saucy Puffs

March 27, 2019

Ep. 52 Saucy Puffs

Yo – we’re hungry where’s those Cheetos at? Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about our favorite snacks. Today we are staying out of the bell jar, snacking on weird puffy snacks, and talking about shows that make us forget our woes. That rhymed. Also, even though we are curious about Tom Selleck, we still do a writing prompt! Warning, we freak each other out about people hiding in walls…

 

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! Bonus points for Limerick reviews in March!

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

https://www.sunshinesummit.live to catch all the streams from the Sunshine Summit 2019!

 

SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure  (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (And you too could win discarded snacks! j/k)

 

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Ep 51 Limericks and Cassava Chips

Ep 51 Limericks and Cassava Chips

March 19, 2019

Ep. 51 Limericks and Cassava Chips

Podcasting is truly the best

So what if some think us a pest

We sit on our bench

Behave like a wench

And end with a song in good jest!

Thank you to our March #Benchlings for the fabulous Limericks! Head to https://www.sunshinesummit.live to catch all the streams from the Sunshine Summit 2019!

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! Bonus points for Limerick reviews in March!

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

SAVE THE DATES:

@Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure

Follow us on:

Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench

Twitter:@2girlsonabench

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Become our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench

Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack

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#BenchWriteClub Limerick Submissions by:

@MGTpodcast  

@boobiespodcast 

@cpmhorrorpod 

@AllTheHorror18 

@Kayla_Trapeze 

@bjkdrvr8 

@WLImbalance 

@BesottedGeekPod 

@CritStormCast 

@boozymoviespod 

@juleshannaford 

@BrookReadingPod 

@BodyCountPod 

@PopUpFilmCast 

@Write.girl.q

@Nannerz54

Surviving the Plague

Surviving the Plague

March 13, 2019

Ep. 50 Surviving the Plague

Oh man, did we miss our BENCH! We’ve been through some crazy sickness. Fingers crossed we have put in our time for the year. Please, no more! Today we finally read our February #BenchWriteClub entries and announce our March challenge. We also catch up on all the shows we binged while sick, ramble and munch on snacks. Lot's to download on this episode as we play catch up after all the misery!

March #BENCHWRITECLUB

LIMERICKS! Bring them on – no time limit! Submit your Limerick to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com by Friday 3/15 and we’ll read it LIVE on the Sunshine Summit this Saturday 3/16 at 1:30pm PT / 4:30pm ET. Come and watch us!

Thank you to our February #Benchlings! @Kayla_Trapeze Bret-Jordan@bjkdrvr8 

@turnofphrases @ThingsJoeHates 

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! Bonus points for Limerick reviews in March!

Promo by Cinematically Correct – check out their show! @CinematicallyC 

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

SAVE THE DATES:

SUNSHINE SUMMIT (sunshinesummit.live) March 9-16, 2019 - #SunshineSummit2019 #CelebrateConnections AND @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure

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Ep 49 FLASHBACK Gaggle of Todds

Ep 49 FLASHBACK Gaggle of Todds

February 27, 2019

Ep. 49 FLASHBACK Gaggle of Todds

Welcome to the bench! We are OUT SICK! But we still wanted to bring you something from the bench – so here’s some outtakes, and a FLASHBACK to the story of Tricia’s stalker in the 90s. How did we not die? Plus, the entire episode has been digitally remastered with extras, boo-yaah!

You can still get 15% off from Shari until 2/28 – code BENCHLING!

Take 15% Off a Psychic/Mediumship Reading by using code word Benchling www.sharidworkinsmith.com or off a Mary Kay order by putting keyword Benchling in the comment section. Price will be adjusted at check out  www.marykay.com/sdworkin-smith

February #BENCHWRITECLUB

We will read your entries and announce our March #BENCHWriteClub on 3/5!

BENCH BUSINESS:

If you review us, email your address for a sticker! 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

Support the @LadyPodSquad and get some cool merch here: https://ladypodsquad.threadless.com

Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.

SAVE THE DATES:

SUNSHINE SUMMIT (sunshinesummit.live) March 9-16, 2019 - #SunshineSummit2019 #CelebrateConnections AND @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure

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