Ep 80 Dead Ants

Ep 80 Dead Ants

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We are sad about Bambi… but it leads to some conversations about pushing a main character into a big life change. Tell us about an acronym you didn’t understand...

February #BenchWriteClub DUE 2/14 – email us 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

BRING A FRIEND MONTH! Bring a friend and we’ll play you a song on kazoo! Sure, we’ll even take requests!

You’re sitting on the couch watching TV, when you notice a receipt on the coffee table. You know you didn’t leave a receipt there and you live alone. What is the receipt for and how did it get on your coffee table?

SHOUT OUTS: @LAnotsopod (LA Not So Confidential), & @thegravitybeard (Gravity Beard – hear our kazoo band featured on Episode 234 - This Week Today Vol 88: Russia's Greatest Napolean)

Hey - can you answer our Jack London question @BrookReadingPod  (Melissa #MelBrooks) & @ReelFeelsPod (Drew)?

TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – donate or join us!

https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787

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Ep 79 Ask Me About My T-Rex

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go deep into dino culture, lid drawers, knobs, glue boxes and all the things you love about us, mostly. We also do a writing prompt about a sandwich and announce the #BenchWriteClub for February.

February #BenchWriteClub DUE 2/14 – email us 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

BRING A FRIEND MONTH! Bring a friend and we’ll play you a song on kazoo! Sure, we’ll even take requests!

You’re sitting on the couch watching TV, when you notice a receipt on the coffee table. You know you didn’t leave a receipt there and you live alone. What is the receipt for and how did it get on your coffee table?

SHOUT OUTS:

Promo for our buds @CCinemaPodcast

Girl Scout cookies and WW snacks!

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Ep 78 Pipila Returns

Ep 78 Pipila Returns

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s last week’s lost episode, the one we believe the aliens abducted! Re-tooled and edited and here for your listening joy. If you can’t find us, we’re off somewhere with a map getting lost!

SHOUT OUTS:

@MMandOscar for helping Tricia understand Midsommer!

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Ep 77 Here We Go Yo!

Ep. 77 Here We Go Yo!

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and sometimes we procrastinate on the bench. Today we are glad to be back, writing and brainstorming about 2020 goals. And of course, popcorn.

#BENCHWRITECLUB written by us, supplied by:

@KaylaStorytella (Kayla #Sharpie)

@bjkdrvr8  (Bret-Jordan, our longtime pal!)

Weird Gazelle informercial we mentioned: https://youtu.be/pyK-3Em8__c

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Ep 76 Bench Cheeseball

Ep. 76 Bench Cheeseball

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We missed you #Benchlings! Today Siana reveals a holiday cheese ball, we read your submissions to the #BenchWriteClub and more…

November #BENCHWRITECLUB Contributors:

“I walked in. The whole family was there. What could go wrong?”

@KaylaStorytella (Kayla #Sharpie)

@bjkdrvr8  (Bret-Jordan, our longtime pal!)

@HRHammer  (Stephanie #TheHammer)

SHOUTOUTS:

Story Smash and Screwed Up Stories by Christine Blackburn @StoryWorthy

Comedian and historian @dawn_brodey – check out her Trailer Trash Talent Revue at http://www.dawnbrodey.com/

Thank you to Danny Zuker @DannyZuker for playing kazoos with us at the Hollywood Improv!

Next week join us as we chat with JV Torres from The Rise of King Asilas

Buy JV’s children’s book on Amazon – makes a great gift: Childress is Lost!

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Ep 75 I Like to Boogie

Ep. 75 I Like to Boogie

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we still procrastinate on the bench! Today's episode is a little late, and we blame Tricia's left foot. Did you know November is Epilepsy awareness month? We have a special guest to tell us about it. Today we also announce the #BenchWriteClub for November!

Visit and donate to the Epilepsy Foundation!

SHOUT OUTS:

Story Smash and Screwed Up Stories by Christine Blackburn @StoryWorthy

Author Ann Fox @antoinettefoxny

Shawn Ennis of @SYYPodcast

Melissa #MelBrooks @BrookReadingPod 

LA Not So Confidential - @LAnotsopod

Hong Kong Confidential & the recently released Fool Me Twice Podcast by Jules Hannaford @juleshannaford (Promo is for her book on Amazon!)

#BENCHWRITECLUB DUE November 22^nd!

3 minute limit, 250 words or less – email submissions to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

“I walked in. The whole family was there. What could go wrong?”

BENCH BUSINESS:

Join us on 11/23 at the Hollywood Improv for STORY SMASH LIVE (with Tricia)!

• Promo code- DPROMSTORY
• Ticket site- http://bit.ly/33PbTOE
• Tickets are only $10 in advance, $13 at the door 

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Ep 74 Haunted Bench Part 2

Ep. 75 Haunted Bench Part 2

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and its part 2 of #AlltheHorror on the Bench! Happy Halloween – enjoy these ghost stories and original works – and maybe a treat or two… muah ha ha ha!

Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you stay up to date with horror content all year long!

CONTRIBUTORS:

Ghost Stories from Tammy & Brice of Hollyweird Paranormal @HWPpodcast

“Billy’s Inferno by Ann Fox @antoinettefoxny, read by Shawn Ennis of @SYYPodcast

“Over Drinks” by Christopher Munroe of The Soundtrack to a Life Podcast - @SoundtrackCast, read by Siana

“I Need to Eat Brains” a parody of a song by Grace Vanderwaal - written and performed by Tricia

BENCH BUSINESS:

All the Horror music composed by Sean Faust

Sport #AlltheHorror merch all year long – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare

Use code “Bench” at Seat Giant! for 5% off your tickets to anything!

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Ep 74 Haunted Bench Part 1

Ep. 74 Haunted Bench Part 1

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and once again it’s time for #ALLTHEHORROR on the Bench! Today we feature original stories, a haiku, a ghost story and a song! We got it all folks. Make sure you listen to the end for some groovy outtakes. Stay tuned for part 2 on Halloween!

Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you don’t miss a show!

CONTRIBUTORS:

“Boys in the Van” written and read by Bret-Jordan Kreiensieck @bjkdrvr8 

A Haunted Apartment Story from Dr. Scott of LA Not So Confidential - @LAnotsopod

A Halloween Haiku by Rachel Noall of the Poems for People Podcast @Poems4PeoplePod

“Powdered Milk” by Kayla Ray Tidwell @Kayla_Trapeze, performed by Siana & Tricia

“Your Brains” by Jonathon Coulton, performed by Big E of @KaraokBIGE

BENCH BUSINESS:

All the Horror music composed by Sean Faust

Use code “Bench” at Seat Giant! for 5% off your tickets to anything!

Go get your #AlltheHorror merch – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare

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Ep 73 We Want Candy!

Ep. 73 We Want Candy!

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and today we talk about CANDY on the Bench! We are joined by so many amazing people, please go check out a new show this week! And of course, be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you don’t miss any of the shows this month!

THANK YOU TO THESE AMAZING PODCASTERS!

Talking Codswallop - Gemma @CodswallopPod (who also inspired our title!)

LA Not So Confidential - @LAnotsopod

Penance RPG – Dragon @PenanceRPG

Story Worthy & Screwed Up Stories – Christine Blackburn @StoryWorthy

Magic Quest Boys of Dragontown - @magicquestboys

A Paranormal Chicks - @TheAPCPodcast

Project Woo Woo (not “Woo Woo Project”…) – Lisa Orkin @lisaorkin

The 80its - @the80its

Invasion of the Remake - @InvasionRemake

School of Schlock - Tom @SchoolofSchlock

The Cult of Domesticity Podcast – Courtney (she hated caramel) @DomesticPodcast

Ann Fox, author of “The Cat That Caught the Canary” and “After Midnight” - @antoinettefoxny

BENCH BUSINESS:

#AlltheHorror music composition by Sean Faust (intros/outros)

Spoof "It's Murder Time" written and sung by Tricia Marsac, original by Cyndi Lauper

Promo for LA Not So Confidential – check them out!

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WHERE TO FIND US:

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Ep 72 The Devil in the Cabinet

Ep. 72 The Devil in the Cabinet

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate, as you know! Today it’s time for a bonus #ALLTHEHORROR episode on the Bench! We are joined by Tim Gibson of The Cabinet Podcast. Make sure you check out his awesome show too! Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 throughout October for more spooky content.

BENCH BUSINESS:

All the Horror music composition featured by musician Sean Faust

Thank you to Gemma from @CodswallopPod for the JELLY BABY #Snackbook

Promo from Tim Gibson of @thecabinetcast / The Cabinet Podcast

Thank you to @InvasionRemake (Sam!!) for all the collaboration for @AlltheHorror18 – go get your merch before Halloween – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare.

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