Ep 108 Folky Town featuring Shari

Ep. 108 Folky Town featuring Shari

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench and mostly write… mostly. Today we have so much for you! Deviled eggs… Down to Folk #BenchWriteClub challenge and special guest, Psychic Medium and friend of the bench, Shari Dworkin-Smith.

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Find Shari Dworkin-Smith, Psychic Medium and her class info here: https://linktr.ee/ShariDworkinSmith

Registration for “Becoming an Empowered Empath” on 4/15. For our other Shari episodes, go to episode 46 Makeup and Mediums & 47 List of Psychic Things

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Ep 107 Deviled Egg Cult

Ep. 107 Deviled Egg Cult

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go back to our Peep wars from last year, with a surprising result. We also go deep into cult-chat, zoom stuff, more nuts, soundtracks and some zoom stuff. Oh, and we write, then immediately get distracted by mini-habits, of course. It’s a writing podcast after all!

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Ep 106 Awful Chaffle

Ep. 106 Awful Chaffle

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we are here to make sure you really buckle down on your Jurassic Park knowledge, tell you more about our carb-less snacks and reward the #BenchWriteClub March participants with a special song!

#BenchWriteClub song dedicated to: @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8  @HRHammer  @DrHomieH

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***Start Writing Benchlings Lyrics***

(Chorus) Start writing Benchlings, writing benchlings

Start writing Benchlings for me now

All your submissions and prompts, we will be reading

We promise, because it’s bench write club time

V1: We know you since we were a twenty, we were twenty

And you tried out for our play

A benchling writing baking lady will be perfect

For still writing with us today

V2: We start this writing pod never knowing who would show up

And Kayla and Drew still come now

They’re super uber awesome writers and give friendship

For 2 girls who write stuff down

V3: Bret we met when we were babies, yes babies

But here you are years from then

A Benchling writing singing actor will be perfect

For giving wenches a win

Ep 105 Hanging Over

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we read your limericks and a few of our own for the March #BenchWriteClub! Join us as we drift in and out of consciousness… on the bench.

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#BenchWriteClub Limericks by: @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8  @HRHammer  @DrHomieH

Shout outs to:@BrookReadingPod (Melissa aka #MelBrook) and Heather from Sunshine & PowerCuts

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Ep 104 Bet

Ep. 104 Bet

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we figure out which Golden Girl we are, talk dirty keto (our new night club), have an leprechaun/elf chat, and make plans for so much corned beef. The March #BenchWriteClub is due on 3/20 – a Limerick about COVID (email us 2girlsonabench@gmail.com).

THIS SATURDAY 3/20 – we will be on FB LIVE, celebrating St. Patrick’s Day late, as usual!

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Ep 103 Where did you go?

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have a lot of nuts, you may even say it’s an embarrassment of riches… if you are Siana. We promise to continue to give you content and we are crazy, but that’s all normal.

St. Patrick’s day is coming – we will be on FB LIVE!

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Ep 102 Siana’s New Extraordinary Playlist

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode is also delayed but hopefully worth it. We talk about our screenplay issues when it comes to the timing, spend waaaay too much time researching ‘As Seen On TV’ commercials from the 90s, which of course leads back to some lovely bell pepper memories. Then we lose our minds over some sort of companion book for this show – let us know if that’s something you want or need in your life, as companion books/CDs are apparently a big deal for us.

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Ep 101 Idealism Takes a Holiday

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench and it’s our very late January episode. January started with a bang and then came some audio issues, but we thought it was still worth putting out. Listen as our idealism (ha!) takes a holiday.

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Ep 100 Gobble Gobble Write Club

Ep. 100 Gobble Gobble Write Club

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench and it’s our 100^th episode! It’s a writing podcast, about friendship, snacks, sometimes Bill Murray and today is our November #BENCHWRITECLUB. Come for the laughs, stay for the prompts! Thank you so much for listening, we love you.

On 11/26, Thanksgiving, we will be on FB Live, calling @butterball and showing you our turkeys!

Thank you to our #BENCHWRITECLUB November participants:

Prompt: Include the following phrase: “that is not how you cook a turkey” in your 250 word story.

@KaylaStorytella (Kayla #Sharpie)

@bjkdrvr8  (Bret-Jordan)

@HRHammer  (Stephanie #TheHammer)

@BrookReadingPod (Melissa aka #MelBrook)

BENCH GIVES BACK:

November is Epilepsy Awareness Month. If you want to donate our fundraiser for the Epilepsy Foundation, you still can. THANK YOU!

https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787

The Red Cross still needs blood donations: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive

Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you stay up to date with horror content all year long!

If you want some #AlltheHorror merch so you can match us head here – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare

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Ep 99 Wind Beneath Our Wings

Ep. 99 Wind Beneath Our Wings

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and thank you for all the support for our Bench Gives Back Livestream. It was incredible! Now, it’s time for some shrimp and a #BenchWriteClub for November, brought to you by our #Benchling and pal, Bret-Jordan (@bjkdrvr8).

WRITE CLUB DUE 11/22 by 1pm PT / 4pm ET

Include the following phrase: “that is not how you cook a turkey” in your 250 word story.

Email to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com, you can take longer than 3 minutes, but limit is 250 words.

BENCH GIVES BACK:

Thank you to:

@TrueCrimeBS @boobiespodcast @DrHomieH @WDIMpodcast @LAnotsopod @varmintspodcast @NikolisKitchen @StoryWorthy @ThisWeekPod @BrookReadingPod @bitchenboutique @mmiswp @CretinsGuild @PodFix @Molls

If you want to donate, you still can! THANK YOU!

https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787

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What else has been going on -

We've been on a binge recently watching a lot of crime/action movies that are based on real life events. Movies like War Dogs or The Big Short which are all pretty entertaining in their own ways.