Ep 64 Creepy Roach Hashtags

Ep. 64 Creepy Roach Hashtags

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today is a compilation of some announcements, outtakes and a revisit to the time we went over hated hashtags – which, it turns out, we still hate! Also, a special treat – a song about that time we lived in an apartment with roaches. Yes, it was as gross as it sounds!

July #BENCHWRITECLUB:

“It’s summer time and you’re swimming with your best friends in the lake near your house. You dive in but when you come up for air you feel the chill of winter, snow is covering the ground, and your friends are floating dead next to you.”

Due 7/26 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less.

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Please nominate us for the 14^thAnnual Podcast Awards– Comedy & People’s Choice!

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Ep 63 Jury Doody

Ep. 63 Jury Doody

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and guess what? We are professional procrastinators and proud of it. Tricia did some writing during her Jury Duty, all about Woody, Gayle and this big bug she tried to smash. At least it made her civic duty a bit more exciting! WARNING: Tricia is aware that her accent SUCKS!

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Ep 62 A Room of One’s Own

Ep. 62 A Room of One’s Own

Welcome to the bench! FINALLY – June Bench Write Club in July! We want to say thank you for your patience, for listening, responding and coming back to us – it may be mushy, but this process and family bring us so much joy!

June #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:

“There are 3 things you need to know before you read this.”

@Kayla_Trapeze (Kayla #Sharpie)

@bjkdrvr8  (Bret-Jordan)

@HRHammer  (Stephanie #TheHammer)

@frigay13  (Andrew)

@Stories2121 (nickname forthcoming)

@RLTerry1 (Ryan Terry)

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PROMO: @juleshannaford  Jule’s memoir “Fool Me Twice” is available on Amazon! Please leave a review!

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Ep 61 Amanda Smart

Ep. 61 Amanda Smart

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, random-ness, etc. However, we do a writing prompt each episode to hold ourselves accountable - and we'd love you to write with us. Today we announce the June Bench Write Club – see below!

June #BENCHWRITECLUB:

“These are the things you need to know before you read this.”

Due 6/21 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less.

Email your submission to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com - tell us what other writing projects you're working on!

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PROMO: Release the Clowns! @clownshq

Mentions: @BrookReadingPod  (Melissa #MelBrooks), @Kayla_Trapeze

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Ep 60 Knob Guide

Ep. 60 Knob Guide

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to find time to write in between crafts with knobs, work, families and snacks. Ok, the snacks are part of our writing process – we swear. We try not to procrastinate, but we’re just too good at it! This week is brought to you by Tricia’s podiatrist – he says she should walk less… also… sound is NOT our friend!

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Ep 59 Caramel Gala

Ep. 59 Caramel Gala

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to manage creativity, work and families all at the same time. No problem! Really, it’s the snacks that keep us going, no joke. Today we read your #BENCHWRITECLUB submissions and they are awesome!

May #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:

@LeilaniGraceffa 

@bjkdrvr8 

@Kayla_Trapeze

@Lisa_Ahn

@Nadkim 

@Stories2121

@RMDavie 

@HeroicMuse2016

BENCH BUSINESS:

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Random Mentions:

@PopUpFilmCast

@i_shakemyhead 

@Livestream4Cure 

@EpicFilmGuys 

@bagofdickspart2 (Instagram)

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Ep 58 Showtime!

Ep. 58 Showtime!

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers working on an audio sitcom on the side. Don’t worry, we still find ways to procrastinate… for instance snacks and quiche and elementary school musical theatre! Join us today for an impromptu sneak preview of #StevetheDevilRoommate from our live stream this weekend.

THANK YOU to everyone who attended and donated to #LIVESTREAMFORTHECURE, especially @Livestream4Cure and @EpicFilmGuys  for leading such an awesome event for a great cause! Stay tuned at the end of this episode for a shoutout (we’re talking to you Drew, Kayla, Stephanie and Mel!)

May #BENCHWRITECLUB:

“Don’t believe what you hear. There is nothing dangerous in those woods.”

Due 5/25 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less. Email to 2GirlsonaBench@gmail.com 

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Ep 57 Cranberry Sandwiches

Ep. 57 Cranberry Sandwiches

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? Teasing you with buttons and old snacks! Are we repeating ourselves… do we mention Paul Rudd… and #MelBrooks (@BrookReadingPod) - you wanna button? Tricia is just giving them away today.

YOU REALLY WANT BENCH SWAG? Join us THIS SATURDAY (yes, we are yelling!) at the LIVESTREAM FOR THE CURE, Saturday May 18^thfrom 12-1pm PT and DONATE!

BENCH BUSINESS:

SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) starting May 17 thru May 19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure
Our session is THIS SATURDAY May 18^th12pm-1pm PT – BE THERE: http://twitch.tv/epicfilmguys 

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PROMO for @Livestream4Cure 

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Ep 56 Snackbook Connection

Ep. 56 Snackbook Connection

Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, random-ness, etc. Not to mention day jobs and kids! Today we read our April #BenchWriteClub submissions and dive into #snackbook nostalgia with Mr. Peanut!

APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB SUBMISSIONS BY:

@BrookReadingPod (Melissa #MelBrooks)

@Kayla_Trapeze (Kayla #Sharpie)

@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan)

@HRHammer  (Stephanie #TheHammer)

BENCH BUSINESS:

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SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Our session is May 18^th12pm-1pm PT – BE THERE)

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Steve the Devil Roommate?

Ep. 55 Steve the Devil Roommate?

Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, putting off our projects to write reboots of random films… Laundry and pillows seem to distract us today, along with a satanic writing prompt. But hey, we wrote something! And yes, we are still talking about Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg and also Paul Rudd. Deal with it!

QUESTION: Do you want to hear an episode of “Steve the Devil Roommate” on Patreon? Then TELL us on TWITTER @2GirlsOnaBench!

APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB

Rules: no edits, 3 minutes, no more than 250 words, due 4/26 via email 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

Prompt: You are in a typical awkward elevator ride with a group of other people. Suddenly a man says, “So I bet you are wondering why I’ve gathered you here…” before hitting the emergency stop button.

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PROMO by @nri_woman of the NRI Woman Podcast– check them out!

SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Promo included in this episode, remember, don’t eat old snacks people!)

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