2 Girls on a Bench the Podcast
Ep 85 Abductions Only

Ep 85 Abductions Only

March 25, 2020

Ep. 85 Abductions Only

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s time for the #RandomWriteClub and we promise, you won’t be sorry! We break out the apocalypse snacks and they are not great. Also, if you can give blood, please sign up, link below! Stay safe, sane and healthy our dear, dear Benchlings!

 

#BenchWriteClub contributors:

@KaylaStorytella (Kayla)

@bjkdrvr8  (Bret-Jordan)

@ReelFeelsPod (Drew)

 

Sew stuff with Joann’s: https://www.joann.com/how-to-make-a-face-mask/042188731P321.html

Donate Blood: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive

TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!

https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787

 

Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench

Twitter: @2girlsonabench

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/

Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench

Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack

Check out our family of shows on the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwork.com/

Ep 84 BONUS: Podfix Bench March Madness

Ep 84 BONUS: Podfix Bench March Madness

March 20, 2020

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench… and we’re spending our lock down podcasting more! This bonus episode is a mini episode on the Podfix Network, a great group of shows we are part of. Check them all out at https://podfixnetwork.com/. For the month of March, there’s new content every day!

 

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Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack

Check out our family of shows on the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwork.com/

Ep 83 Medical Tongs

Ep 83 Medical Tongs

March 16, 2020

Ep. 83 Medical Tongs

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench… and we’re spending our lock down writing – join us! It’s time for #RandomWriteClub – there are 3 writing prompts in this episode – send your reply to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com whenever, and we’ll share it. Since the world is a ball pit right now why not spend it writing, what else is there to do? And also… #snackapocalypse needs to be a thing. Just sayin’.

 

#RANDOMWRITECLUB #PROMPTS

  1. Your phone rings, the number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.
  2. You’re abducted by Aliens who don’t know what sleep is. The Aliens start to get worried when the human they found stops moving.
  3. “Stop!” commanded your GPS. “It is time you discovered the truth. In 400 yards, turn left.”

 

TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!

https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787

 

Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench

Twitter: @2girlsonabench

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Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack

Check out our family of shows on the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwork.com/

Ep 82 Podiversary - The Lost Episode

Ep 82 Podiversary - The Lost Episode

March 16, 2020

Ep. 82 Podiversary - The Lost Episode

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench… and we’ve been doing it for 2 YEARS, and somehow, we still have audio and technical issues that cause delays… Thanks for sticking with us!

 

TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!

https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787

 

Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench

Twitter: @2girlsonabench

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Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench

Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack

Check out our family of shows on the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwork.com/

Ep 81 Write Club Serenade

Ep 81 Write Club Serenade

February 21, 2020

Ep. 81 Write Club Serenade

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench… and we’ve been doing it for 2 YEARS! What?? AND a plethora of new writing submissions thanks to our #Sharpie Kayla! It’s time for some major kazoo action ;) Gotta #snackdiddy? Send it over!

 

February #BenchWriteClub submissions:

@KaylaStorytella (Kayla #Sharpie)

@maddie_blake_

@ shirley_penick

@Emily_Is_Moore

@BooksTransire (Amanda Nelson)

 

SHOUT OUTS:

Drew @ReelFeelsPod for all the Jack London info!

@HRHammer  (Stephanie #TheHammer) just cuz!

PROMO: Leave the Lights on Podcast (@leavethelightsonpod on Instagram, @13vlm13 on twitter)

 

TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – donate or join us!

https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787

 

Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench

Twitter: @2girlsonabench

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Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench

Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack

Check out our family of shows on the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwork.com/

Ep 80 Dead Ants

Ep 80 Dead Ants

February 11, 2020

Ep 80 Dead Ants

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We are sad about Bambi… but it leads to some conversations about pushing a main character into a big life change. Tell us about an acronym you didn’t understand...

 

February #BenchWriteClub DUE 2/14 – email us 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

BRING A FRIEND MONTH! Bring a friend and we’ll play you a song on kazoo! Sure, we’ll even take requests!

You’re sitting on the couch watching TV, when you notice a receipt on the coffee table. You know you didn’t leave a receipt there and you live alone. What is the receipt for and how did it get on your coffee table?

 

SHOUT OUTS: @LAnotsopod (LA Not So Confidential), & @thegravitybeard (Gravity Beard – hear our kazoo band featured on Episode 234 - This Week Today Vol 88: Russia's Greatest Napolean)

Hey - can you answer our Jack London question @BrookReadingPod  (Melissa #MelBrooks) & @ReelFeelsPod (Drew)?

 

TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – donate or join us!

https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787

 

Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench

Twitter: @2girlsonabench

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Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench

Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack

Check out our family of shows on the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwork.com/

Ep 79 Ask Me About My T-Rex

Ep 79 Ask Me About My T-Rex

February 4, 2020

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go deep into dino culture, lid drawers, knobs, glue boxes and all the things you love about us, mostly. We also do a writing prompt about a sandwich and announce the #BenchWriteClub for February.

 

February #BenchWriteClub DUE 2/14 – email us 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

BRING A FRIEND MONTH! Bring a friend and we’ll play you a song on kazoo! Sure, we’ll even take requests!

You’re sitting on the couch watching TV, when you notice a receipt on the coffee table. You know you didn’t leave a receipt there and you live alone. What is the receipt for and how did it get on your coffee table?

 

SHOUT OUTS:

Promo for our buds @CCinemaPodcast

Girl Scout cookies and WW snacks!

 

Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench

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Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack

Check out our family of shows on the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwork.com/

Ep 78 Pipila Returns

Ep 78 Pipila Returns

January 28, 2020

Ep 78 Pipila Returns

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s last week’s lost episode, the one we believe the aliens abducted! Re-tooled and edited and here for your listening joy. If you can’t find us, we’re off somewhere with a map getting lost!

 

SHOUT OUTS:

@MMandOscar for helping Tricia understand Midsommer!

Check out our family of shows on the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwork.com/

 

Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench

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Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack

Ep 77 Here We Go Yo!

Ep 77 Here We Go Yo!

January 15, 2020

Ep. 77 Here We Go Yo!

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and sometimes we procrastinate on the bench. Today we are glad to be back, writing and brainstorming about 2020 goals. And of course, popcorn.

 

#BENCHWRITECLUB written by us, supplied by:

@KaylaStorytella (Kayla #Sharpie)

@bjkdrvr8  (Bret-Jordan, our longtime pal!)

 

Weird Gazelle informercial we mentioned: https://youtu.be/pyK-3Em8__c

 

Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench

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Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack

Ep 76 Bench Cheeseball

Ep 76 Bench Cheeseball

December 3, 2019

Ep. 76 Bench Cheeseball

Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We missed you #Benchlings! Today Siana reveals a holiday cheese ball, we read your submissions to the #BenchWriteClub and more…

 

November #BENCHWRITECLUB Contributors:

“I walked in. The whole family was there. What could go wrong?”

@KaylaStorytella (Kayla #Sharpie)

@bjkdrvr8  (Bret-Jordan, our longtime pal!)

@HRHammer  (Stephanie #TheHammer)

 

SHOUTOUTS:

Story Smash and Screwed Up Stories by Christine Blackburn @StoryWorthy

Comedian and historian @dawn_brodey – check out her Trailer Trash Talent Revue at http://www.dawnbrodey.com/

Thank you to Danny Zuker @DannyZuker for playing kazoos with us at the Hollywood Improv!

Next week join us as we chat with JV Torres from The Rise of King Asilas

Buy JV’s children’s book on Amazon – makes a great gift: Childress is Lost!

 

Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench

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Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack