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Two frustrated writing partners and friends with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? A podcast of course! Find us everywhere @2GirlsonaBench and on BenchPodcasts.com.
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Tuesday May 18, 2021
Tuesday May 18, 2021
Ep. 113 Wrecking the Bench
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode may be our wrecking ball, you’ve been warned – audio issues, perhaps too much vodka and general chaos! It’s time for LIVESTREAMFORTHECURE – LIVE on TWITCH starting at 6pm ET – GO NOW!
Promo for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details! We will be joining Nick on Saturday, May 22nd at 5pm ET.
All our Merch proceeds for May will be donated to Live Stream for the Cure!
Find us everywhere here!
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Wednesday May 12, 2021
Wednesday May 12, 2021
Ep 1 – Lucy’s Murder Mystery -
Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we will be hosting exclusively for Patreon. We have always loved Lucille Ball and “I Love Lucy.” So, we thought we’d use this short format to re-watch all the episodes we can find and break them down. Give this a listen and leave us a like or comment if you are interested in hearing more!
Patreon content is FREE in May https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
All our Merch proceeds for May will be donated to Live Stream for the Cure (Cancer Research Institute):
Find us everywhere here!
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Tuesday May 11, 2021
Tuesday May 11, 2021
Ep. 112 FLASHBACK to Knob Guide
FLASHBACK time! Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to find time to write in between crafts with knobs, work, families and snacks. Ok, the snacks are part of our writing process – we swear. We try not to procrastinate, but we’re just too good at it! Also, there’s a knob collection happening…
All our Merch proceeds for May will be donated to Live Stream for the Cure!
FREE PATREON content for the month of MAY: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Find us everywhere here!
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Tuesday May 04, 2021
Tuesday May 04, 2021
Ep. 111 Bar of Meat
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have lots of announcements, snacks and maybe a little bit of writing. Also, you read that right, a bar of meat.
FREE PATREON content for the month of MAY: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Promo for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details! And our new Podfix buddies at the AirWolf Years.
All our Merch proceeds for May 2021 will be donated to Live Stream for the Cure to support the Cancer Research Institute!
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Thursday Apr 29, 2021
Thursday Apr 29, 2021
Welcome to the bench 3 years ago - FLASHBACK! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench but most of all, we procrastinate on the bench! We have officially survived our first slumber party, and include the girls on a special #snackbook featuring @popsecret – with a special shout out for the samples! Don’t worry, we only subject you to the kids for a few minutes. Believe us – it’s enough!
Siana revisits her youth, and realizes she comes from a long line of Popcorn People and Clowns! See if you can make it to the end – Tricia almost passes out from exhaustion and possibly wine.
Promo by @wasinacult
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Tuesday Apr 27, 2021
Tuesday Apr 27, 2021
Ep. 110 Punk Rock Cookie Jar
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Only we could possibly talk both punk rock and camp songs in the same episode, and of course, there’s all kinds of nuts on the bench, as usual.
#BenchWriteClub THANK YOU to @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8 @HRHammer @BrookReadingPod This month we are partnering with Down To Folk, from the Podfix Network – stay tuned for more details!
Promo for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details!
Find us everyone here! Get Bench merch here!
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Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
Ep. 109 Farm Team
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Somehow we use an old baseball reference, even though we aren’t that sporty. We snack and work on a number of tee-shirt designs, if you want one check out our new merch shop here!
#BenchWriteClub April Challenge! This month we are partnering with Down To Folk, from the Podfix Network - submit your 2-3 page “folk” story (5-10 minutes) for a chance to be a featured tale on this hilarious podcast by 4/24/21 to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Promo for Podflix & Chill – also from the Podfix Network!
Find us everyone here!
Save the date in May for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details!
Follow and subscribe to the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwork.com/
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
Ep. 108 Folky Town featuring Shari
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench and mostly write… mostly. Today we have so much for you! Deviled eggs… Down to Folk #BenchWriteClub challenge and special guest, Psychic Medium and friend of the bench, Shari Dworkin-Smith.
Promo for Down To Folk, from the Podfix Network - Submit your 2-3 page “folk” story (5-10 minutes) for a chance to be a featured tale on this hilarious podcast by 4/24/21 to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com - If you need more info, just let us know!
Find Shari Dworkin-Smith, Psychic Medium and her class info here: https://linktr.ee/ShariDworkinSmith
Registration for “Becoming an Empowered Empath” on 4/15. For our other Shari episodes, go to episode 46 Makeup and Mediums & 47 List of Psychic Things
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Save the date in May for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details!
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
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Tuesday Apr 06, 2021
Tuesday Apr 06, 2021
Ep. 107 Deviled Egg Cult
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go back to our Peep wars from last year, with a surprising result. We also go deep into cult-chat, zoom stuff, more nuts, soundtracks and some zoom stuff. Oh, and we write, then immediately get distracted by mini-habits, of course. It’s a writing podcast after all!
Promo for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details! We will be there - join us!
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
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Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Ep. 106 Awful Chaffle
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we are here to make sure you really buckle down on your Jurassic Park knowledge, tell you more about our carb-less snacks and reward the #BenchWriteClub March participants with a special song!
#BenchWriteClub song dedicated to: @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8 @HRHammer @DrHomieH
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Buy us a snack at https://ko-fi.com/benchsnack
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***Start Writing Benchlings Lyrics***
(Chorus) Start writing Benchlings, writing benchlings
Start writing Benchlings for me now
All your submissions and prompts, we will be reading
We promise, because it’s bench write club time
V1: We know you since we were a twenty, we were twenty
And you tried out for our play
A benchling writing baking lady will be perfect
For still writing with us today
V2: We start this writing pod never knowing who would show up
And Kayla and Drew still come now
They’re super uber awesome writers and give friendship
For 2 girls who write stuff down
V3: Bret we met when we were babies, yes babies
But here you are years from then
A Benchling writing singing actor will be perfect
For giving wenches a win