Episodes

Friday Jun 15, 2018
Episode 15 - Rough Day in Denmark Dear?
Friday Jun 15, 2018
Friday Jun 15, 2018
It’s been a rough day for a month! It’s been so rough, our list for this week includes a bunch of things that suck and one of them is brown rice pasta. Find out why Tricia has a fear of marshmallows and what really sucks about needing contacts and glasses for Siana. We of course include our #snackbook – a selection of deliciousness sent by some of our favorite listeners who understand how snacking goes hand in hand with procrastination. We are so tired from life we forget to introduce ourselves, which is somewhat typical for us, so in case you are new to the show here’s what’s going on. We are longtime friends and writing partners. We also consider ourselves professional procrastinators when it comes to that writing part! This podcast is part of our distraction, along with snacks, stories from the vault and our travel journal (aka the original blog). We encourage everyone to JUST WRITE (and give you prompts to reply to) because let’s be real, that’s how you keep that lingering project moving along! Follow us on FB, Twitter and Instagram! @2girlsonabench Email us your snack ideas and writing prompt responses to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com Promos featured by @ReelFeelsPod and @WLImbalance Member of the #NoPhonyPodcastNetwork (Patreon: bit.ly/NoPhonyPatreon) Thank you to #WLIPodPeeps #LadyPodSquad #underdogpods for social media support!

Friday Jun 01, 2018
Episode 14 - Hated Hashtags and Other Tales
Friday Jun 01, 2018
Friday Jun 01, 2018
Episode 14 is finally here! After a week off we're back! Join us (and a bit of whiskey) for a rant about #hashtags, an awful #snackbook for post Memorial Day and some amazing writer submissions. Apologies for a bit of background noise and maybe some slurring... Thanks to proptuarium.wordpress.com for the writing prompt. Special thanks to @phonyNo @TheJimmyMurry @Kayla_trapeze @ZeroSupervision for submissions. Love to the #NoPhonyPodcastNetwork and #WLIPodPeeps for constant support on social media! Follow us everywhere @2girlsonabench Email us your snack ideas and writing prompt responses: 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

Thursday May 17, 2018
Episode 13 - Breaking Dexter
Thursday May 17, 2018
Thursday May 17, 2018
It's time for Episode 13! We are a bit late for Mother's Day, but we honor it by not only being moms, but by listing out our favorite film and tv moms. Listen as Tricia flubs almost every tv and film reference she makes - a dance we do a lot. Snacks this week turn into a Roca taste test with a clear winner. Join our list making/attempts to write and send us your favorite movie moms or short mom stories. We'll share on a future episode! We also share another travel story from our "Pippila" journal - back from the days before we needed eye cream to not look tired. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @2girlsonabench Like our page on Facebook: 2girlsonabenchpodcast Email us at 2girlsonabench@gmail.com ALSO -this weekend is Live Stream for the Cure 2.0 - go donate today! https://www.cancerresearch.org/join-the-cause/fundraise/livestream-for-the-cure-20

Tuesday May 08, 2018
Episode 12 - Robust Snackbook
Tuesday May 08, 2018
Tuesday May 08, 2018
It's time for episode 12, full of robust snacks ranging from bad to worse! We join our friends @nastysnackspod in a journey of disgusting treats. It's pretty gross guys. Then we get to the writing, join us and send in your writing prompt or response to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com. In this episode we also dive into our vault where you know you're in for something good - or in this case bad. Several terrible movie titles we created because we can't not journal everything! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @2girlsonabench Email us your writing response 2girlsonabench@gmail.com Don't ever eat boiled chestnuts. That is all.

Wednesday May 02, 2018
Episode 11 - Unicorn Crap
Wednesday May 02, 2018
Wednesday May 02, 2018
Yes - in fact, we do go to 11! Episode 11, to be exact. On this episode we cover Tricia's thing with salad, dive into a super tower of snacks, and rant about rainbows and unicorns. We even read an email from a Real Life Listener! What else? Well.... Siana reveals that everything she knows about yoga came from Spinal Tap, while Tricia leaks that there may be a severed head in the writing vault. We agree that brownie thins are our chocolate crack and of course, visit with Christopher Walken Head at his favorite store. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @2girlsonabench Email us your writing prompts or snack/topic ideas to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

Tuesday Apr 24, 2018
Episode 10 - Killer Junk
Tuesday Apr 24, 2018
Tuesday Apr 24, 2018
We got snacks, we got writing, we got celebrating and we got distracted! Join us, won't you! Take a 3 minute break and join our weekly writing prompt - send in your response to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com so we can share on a future episode! This week it's all about Killer Junk... In the meantime, stay away from bell pepper based crackers and keep writing it out, letting it flow.... despite judgements and procrastination. By the way, what's another word for procrastination? #Podroll Shoutouts to some of our new fav shows: @downthehallguys @pilotsandpetards @rwfpodcast @marginallypodcast - check them out! Twitter/Instagram: @2girlsonabench Email: 2girlsonabench@gmail.com

Friday Apr 20, 2018
Episode 9 - Free Cheese
Friday Apr 20, 2018
Friday Apr 20, 2018
Episode 9 is late, in the delirium of our hot recording "basement" - life interrupted our standard release. But we are here now! So join us, won't you? Help us make a list of what makes a serial killer lovable while enjoying our description of 7-11 snacks. Seriously - add to our list (2girlsonabench@gmail.com) and follow us on all the stuff @2girlsonabench

Monday Apr 09, 2018
Episode 8 - I Need Chips
Monday Apr 09, 2018
Monday Apr 09, 2018
What episode is this? We may not be sure but it's ready! This week we write about mysterious keys, reminise about a close talking co-worker, eat some amazing chocolate from a listener (dare we say Fan?!?) and have a surprise chip stealing visitor. Phew! Subscribe, rate, review and follow us on Instagram and Twitter for more! @2girlsonabench

Tuesday Apr 03, 2018
Episode 7 - Gaggle of Todds
Tuesday Apr 03, 2018
Tuesday Apr 03, 2018
Episode 7 is here! What wonders were found in the vault this week? Maybe something about a gaggle of todds, some very stalky letters from the vault and another snack from the line at Homegoods? Listen and learn what NOT to do back in the letter writing days! @2girlsonabench on Twitter & Instagram

Monday Mar 26, 2018
Episode 6 - Cinnamon Toast Something
Monday Mar 26, 2018
Monday Mar 26, 2018
Even though it took several hours (we blame Lifetime), here's episode 6. Hold onto your butts for a little of everything including why we hate Luis in Madrid, some kind of secret chocolate, and of course a bit of writing. It is a writing podcast after all you guys, duh!